Ina Garten, aka The Barefoot Contessa, and her cookbooks are already a source of guidance for basic recipes but her show serves as my inspiration for more adventurous culinary efforts. I’ll follow along with an episode of the Barefoot Contessa and choose a recipe to try in my tiny New York kitchen. We’ll see if I can keep up with the Contessa!
Episode: “Jeffrey Dinner”
The Set-up: It’s Friday night Jeffrey’s on the way home and Ina is refusing to cook their traditional chicken! This can only mean the collapse of civilization. Or steak throwdown.
The Menu: Herbed Ricotta Bruschetta, Grilled Filet Steak with Arugula vs, Steakhouse Steaks (method only), Watermelon Mojitos
0:42 – Ina begins by sharing a dark secret: she’s been cooking Jeffrey chicken on Friday nights for 42 years, and she’s “sick of it.” Talk about shaking my worldview.
1:13 – Instead she’s going to surprise him with a steak throwdown (a la Bobby Flay perhaps?)
1:22 – First things first, Ina’s making Herbed Ricotta Bruschetta including the ricotta itself. Now this I have to see…
2:51 – She heats a mixture of heavy cream and whole milk to a boil before adding a few tablespoons of white wine vinegar which causes the milk to separate into “curds and whey” an immediately turns us into nursery rhyme characters.
3:03 – This looks pretty disturbing – Ina calls it a “bowl of mess.” True statement. Let’s hope she knows what she’s doing!
3:45 – Cut to Jeffrey driving home. He’s says last time they grilled there were “a few problems and a few critiques.” The significant glance we get at the end of that statement is priceless as are the shots of him shopping for charcoal. “I hope this is right…” 42 years people!
5:05 – Ina’s telling us a story as she chops herbs about the time a friend asked her for a cooking lesson as a birthday present (very clever girl) and this was the recipe they made together. I would have requested an Ina classic like roast chicken or chocolate cake. You know, in case I ever get the chance to cook with Ina.
6:11 – The ricotta is done straining and Ina has stirred in scallions, dill, and chives – it actually looks really good.
9:07 – Watermelon Mojito time! Ina’s inside whipping up a batch while Jeffrey lights the grill. He has a charcoal chimney – so someone’s looking out for him. We had one in Texas and literally anyone who you’d trust with a match can get charcoal started with this thing – it’s amazing.
10:13 – I like Ina’s ratios for these cocktails – 1.5 cups of light rum : 2 cups of watermelon puree and a little lime juice and simple syrup for flavor. Boozy.
12:30 – Back outside to Jeffrey who is hilariously narrating the final stages of grill set-up: “I pour out my coals with the greatest finesse…evenly spread…put the grill down. How easy is that?” He sticks the landing.
13:16 – Out to the terrace to grill the bread for the bruschetta and deliver a mojito to Jeffrey. Jeffrey shoots one more significant look at the camera – he’s really hamming it up – as Ina inspects the grill.
13:32 – Talk turns to the powers of a cocktail to render the taste of anything irrelevant and its effect on ‘The Griller’s’ cooking abilities. Jeffrey thinks he might be barbecuing himself. Unclear whether this is literal or figurative barbecuing.
14:01 – Ina lays out the rules of the Grilled Filet Steak with Arugula Throwdown. She’ll cook one steak on the stove Steakhouse Steaks style, Jeffrey will cook one on the grill and they’ll see which is better. (Much cackling ensues) He immediately sees the imbalance in the set up but basically tells her ‘you’re on.’
19:11 – Ina offers Jeffrey some tips (5 min per side, test with a thermometer – 125 degrees is the goal for medium rare) He’s suspicious that sabotage is involved… I would be too; she looks pretty cutthroat.
20:17 – Inside Ina shows us her method – cast iron skillet for the win! – 2 minutes each side and along the edges for a total of 10 minutes. At this point she realizes she ‘forgot’ to tell Jeffrey about putting butter and wonders oh, so innocently if that’s ‘cheating?’ He was right to be suspicious!
21:09 – Jeffrey’s finished with his grilling – the steak is wrapped in foil and is resting while he sips his mojito and waits “to win.”
23:18 – Time for the big reveal – Ina seems shocked that Jeffrey’s steak looks so good and tries to throw him off his game one last time by offering a butter knife to carve. Wicked until the end! She serves the steaks over arugula with shavings of parmesan.
24:21 – Jeffrey goes first and proclaims himself the winner. Not so fast, my friend. Ina goes next and her steak is definitely juicier (ahem, butter.) She fesses up about the butter and Jeffrey claims her steak as the penalty of cheating. Seems fair.
28:15 – Ask Ina time and it’s all grilling questions. Question 1: Why does Ina use a charcoal grill instead of gas? She says it’s because she likes the flavor charcoal imparts to the food. Amen, sister – charcoal all the way.
28:57 – Question 2: How do you keep from over or under cooking meat when grilling? Ina gives two options here – either very low heat charcoal so the meat doesn’t burn before it cooks through, or start roasting the meat in the oven and then finish it on a very hot grill to get the sear and charcoal flavor.
29:01 – Question 3: What method to you use to cook tuna steaks? Ina says brush the tuna with olive oil, sprinkle with salt and pepper, and on really hot grill or a cast iron pan cook on each side for 2 – 2½ minutes. This gives a good sear to the outside, but leaves the center raw. Happy grilling!
Final Thoughts:
I really can’t stress enough that Ina’s restaurant-style steak method is the BEST – yes, bold, all caps, and italic worthy. Definitely try this next time you have steaks.
I wish we still had a grill – one of the drawbacks of living in a 12th floor apartment in Manhattan…
Jeffrey and Ina’a teasing and jokes during the ‘Grilled Steak Throwdown’ kill me. Obviously, 50% of the game is mental.
